kfl3.com is a satirical news website.   None of the articles on kfl3.com should be considered true and are simply works of satire meant for entertainment purposes.  All of the satirical articles on kfl3.com contain absurdities, humor, or exaggerations that are meant to poke fun at our celebrity obsessed cultures and the politically correct world we’re forced to live in.  You can contact us at satiresite@gmail.com